laws!

just something i thought was quite true! :)

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LAW OF QUEUE:
If you changequeues, the one you have left will start to movefaster than the one youare in now.

LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When you dial a wrong number, younever get an engagedone.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR:
After your hands becomecoated with grease,your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the leastaccessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI:
If you tell the boss you were latefor work becauseyou had a flat tire, the next morning you will have aflat tire.

BATH THEOREM:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS:
The probability of meeting someoneyou know increaseswhen you are with someone you don't want to be seenwith.

LAW OF THE RESULT:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won'twork, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch isinversely proportionalto the reach.

THEATRE RULE:
People with the seats at the furthestfrom the aislearrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE:
As soon as you sit down for a cup ofhot coffee, yourboss will ask you to do something which will lastuntil the coffee iscold.

THE OUTLAW
Manish